I Have the Greatest Dad Ever.

Gotta bunch of photos

Real update later.

From Wikipedia:

Big Lurch (born Antron Singleton c. 1975, in Fort Worth, TX, although some sources say Compton, California) is a rap artist currently serving a life sentence for murdering 21 year old female acquaintance Tynisha Ysais and eating parts of her body in April 2002 while under the influence of PCP.

During his music career, Singleton worked with such Bay Area rappers as Too Short, Mac Dre, RBL Posse, C-Bo, E-40, and New Orleans based Mystikal.

In April 2002, Singleton murdered Tynisha Ysais in her apartment while under the influence of PCP. Her boyfriend Thomas Moore testified that he and Singleton spent the evening prior to the murder smoking PCP, also known as Angel Dust.

The victim was found in her apartment by her friend Alisa Allen. Her chest had been torn open and a three-inch blade was found broken off in her shoulder blade. Teeth marks were found on her face and lungs, which had been torn from her chest. Eyewitnesses reported that when Singleton was picked up by police, he was naked in the middle of the street, covered in blood and staring at the sky. A medical examination performed shortly after his capture found human flesh in his stomach which was not his own.

On November 7, 2003, he was sentenced to life in prison. [1] He had been convicted of murder and aggravated mayhem the previous June after pleading not guilty by reason of insanity at the time of the murder. The court ruled that his intoxication and plea of insanity were not satisfactory reasons for committing the crime.

Almost done with Finals.

A few days ago some friend and I were eating at a Korean restaurant. Common sense dictates that kimchi and squid do not fresh breath make. Leaving the restaurant, everyone else was all breathing into each other's faces. One of the girls shot her breath straight at me. It was like a hadouken of stank! The side of my face started melting off. I decided to one up her: I burped on her. But it wasn't just a burp. Apparently, I had some food left in my trachea, and a little chunk of something came out and found a nice cozy spot on the side of her blouse. She didn't notice it and I didn't tell her.

Yesterday was Ella's 22nd birthday party. Talk about the worst timing. Finals week for a lot of people, including me. She owes me.

Hella uneven writing on the cake.

Me and Kashmier's eyebrows

GIANTS. And Ella.

Birthday girl and... uh... braces guy.

ALL BAD

Waiting for a striptease that ended in FAILURE.

Cue the heavenly choir

Tonight... WE DINE IN HELL

A little birthday bukkake

Question: Guess who flies out of the Philippines in three days?

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That is All.

A few months ago, I stubbed my left pinky toe REALLY HARD on something. 

Until a few weeks ago, the toenail was black and it looked dead. 

Last week, the entire dead looking part had grown off and I was left with a regular looking pinky toenail. 

A few days ago, the nail starting ripping off. !! It eventually came off and I was left with no toenail. Would it ever grow back? 

Yesterday, I touched the area where my toenail used to be, only to find that it wasn't the entire toenail that ripped off, but only the top layer. I still have a toenail! 

One of my fellow Americans, Piso, is going back to California. We all thought the dude was already in Sac! Nobody had seen him for a good long while. So we all set it up so that he'd have a proper going away party. He didn't even show up HAHA lots of disappointment all around. Anyways, pics of Piso's going away thing sans Piso.

Ella think she SOMEBODY

Ya ain't Paris Hilton. Hah.

America!

Except for the Korean and the Native on the left.

ALL BAD

Homies Timon and Pumbaa

I KNOW SAN MIG SUCKS you don't have to say anything

I have half a mind to photoshop Niki's face onto the left.

Krisha in love with the dude on the left though

From the musical Chicago you NOT

Best convo that night:

Mary: Omg he's really not coming. He's not coming! Do you know how many times I changed my dress??
Shaun: No..
M: Remember we took the same plane to America? You know what he said to me? "I'll see you in the Philippines..." I shaved for him, Shaun! I SHAVED!

Yes, she did.

Check the tiles. HAHA Oh, Philippines.

PS Dog humping a cat

PPS My sister got the lead in the high school musical. Hella juiced to go watch.

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